kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones)